Asklemmy

Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm laying on my side in bed, so.... I guess I jump two feet in the air, fall, make a big sound, probally bounce off and break some stuff and then have back problems all day.

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.

i'm now in the stall someone else is shitting in

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I am in my cat's litter box

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

I've clipped into a pool table.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I'm dead.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

I shit in the sink.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

Wall.

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I fall off the couch.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.