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[–] magmaus3@szmer.info 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You are likely an extremely uncreative person possibly suffering from a defieit in your right brain.

[–] magmaus3@szmer.info 14 points 2 years ago

suffering

that's correct

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

WOAH! Hey, put an NSFW tag on it next time, okay?

[–] megaman@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ganon from Link to the Past

[–] conno02@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

thats what i was gonna say lol

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[–] slaugaus@dormi.zone 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

They're not fighting.

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[–] Elwynn@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] DevilOfDoom@lemmy.one 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Two Eevees standing on a hitachi.

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Basically what I saw. I saw two foxes standing on a third, different looking fox.

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[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

2 witches holding hands with a demon

[–] Assymodean@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Dolphins dressed in monocles, with tiny top hats that cover up their blow holes.

Clouds with faces that are upside down so their rain looks like hair.

Santa Claus going down a chimney, but the chimney is a cigarette and the house is a man.

Bowling balls made out of peanut butter, but they're the bubbles in a big rubber hubba Bubba bubble bath.

For those who don't already know: https://youtu.be/3w1wwGcu0Dk?si=UWF3jpk1jQnpQHAS

[–] chtk 3 points 2 years ago

Dolphins dressed in monocles, with tiny top hats that cover up their blow holes.

Aw sh#t!

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[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] EggsCurrently@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

For the last time, there is no race of ratmen living under the Imperial cities. Ratmen are a myth and do not exist.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Two bears hi-fiving.

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I see... A shitpost

[–] darelik@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] uncreativechap@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

A mischievous cartoon elephant with its trunk splitting the mouth

[–] waz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Two witches holding a small person with horns.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I see a Noctowl anally pleasuring Giratina

[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Two bears high fiving

No it actually looks like two bears moving away from a bomb

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago

A demonic goat

[–] atocci@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

A wolf, or more specifically our dear little furry eye-gifted Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate.

[–] gruvn@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Cyril Sneer.

[–] Asa@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

An evil looking four-eyed pig face.

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Do you see the world as hostile? Do you often read hostility in neutral things?

BTW the same applies to anyone else that sees a hostile animal face.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

A boar head watching me, with his white fangs and white eyes, and piggy ears

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Is.. ls that a hexbear having an introspective moment and realizing they are the problem?

[–] alonely0@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

One of eevees' evolutions (glaceon, the fairy one, or the grass one) in a symmetry axis.

[–] Fer24@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Whimsical@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's a giratina

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Two thicc Santa Clauses roasting marshmallows over a propane fire pit

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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

A rat face with 4 eyes

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

what does the fox say?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Monsoon difficulty

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I see the top triangles in the middle as almost like evil eyes and the ones below it as either a 2 part mustache or something like teeth. All part of some demonic beings head.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] youngGoku@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Definitely Gannon from SNES

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

That's 2 dudes shitting into an evil urinal.

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