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[–] vynlwombat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"I've earned this."

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Live fast, die young

[–] duckington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"Might as well..."

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"what's life without spontaneity?!" " The entropy, think of the entropy!" Or very popular "After such a long bad streak, the possibility that the odds are in my favor this time HAS to be high!" Edit: "watch me"

[–] Pot8o@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago

How bad could it be?

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

If no one comes back in time to stop me it can't be that bad.

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I can have one more.

[–] arboc66@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

In for a penny, in for a pound!

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

A simple shrug usually does it

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i mean i try not to make bad decisions since, you know, they're bad.

but i suppose that makes me boring

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[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hold my beer and watch this

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Fus ... Roh ... DAH!!

[–] drislands@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Life comes at you fast.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago

"That sounds like a great idea!"

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

I deserve this. (Proceeds to splurge like there's no tomorrow)

[–] grumpyrico@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That will do .....

[–] archonet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Nothing to it but to do it.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Watch this...

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

This is definitely fits within my fun budget for this payday!

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This is a good idea.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I’ll die when it's my time

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

For the boys

[–] n00b001@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] CrowAirbrush@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

We're all gonna die anyway.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

I don't need one

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck around, Find Out.

I'm switching to Nukes.

It's turtles all the way down.

You only live once.

Do you.

[–] Nintendo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"fuck around find out" usually comes after the stupid

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"I feel I'm going to regret this, but I feel even more so that I just don't care"

  • Leonard Church, red vs blue
[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

You never know till you try it.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You said "A", You gotta say "B".

I don't care, say fuck it.

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