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[–] iqwertyasdf@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey guys in todays video we will show you how to save someone from choking. But first a word from our sponsor!

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

but BUT SHES CHOKING ON THE RAYCON BUD!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I know when someone is choking I like to look up click bait life hack videos on YouTube instead of calling 911

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably more like while someone is calling 911 or after someone has called 911

[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

911 is going to give you a comprehensive step by step guide on what you should be doing.

Speed watching a YouTube video is likely to do more harm than good.

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I can perform the heimlich maneuver. First I'll need 20 sqft of corrugated cardboard, a hot glue gun, some wooden dowels...

[–] minorcoma@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

You forgot the soda bottle.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget the paperclips and small motor from a broken appliance

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If you don't have a broken appliance, just grab your favorite one and break it. Problem solved.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Didn't the heinie lick family want royalties on the name usage and now we call it J thrust?

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

I get that they’re making a joke, but if they honestly think YouTube cares….that’s the real joke.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So, what is quicker: watching the ads or subscribing to YouTube premium?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

They're about the same, but if you want to see the full video with all the life saving tips and tricks then you'll need to join their Patreon

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

As a subscriber, subscribing.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

LPT: If you refresh your page during the ad, it will skip the ad.

[–] bigdog_00@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Apparently only on refresh number 5 iirc

[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 years ago

How are people so infantile that they consult YouTube in an emergency?