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A lesson in Kirk Drift™ (startrek.website)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Stamets@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Kirk's exploits get so exaggerated, lol. He's a big dork. He's like a nerd who started working out and acting like a tough guy in his 30s. Picard is just the opposite, like a reformed troublemaker.

And even though Picard has the rep of being the one who romanticizes the concept of exploration (studious, reading about old timey ships, etc.), Kirk's geeks out about it so much more: he's obsessed with his ship, he's studied (and seems to genuinely academically enjoy) space battles, and they even gave him that line in the movies: "Second star to the right... and straight on til morning."

...which is a quote from Peter Pan. Lol

[–] teft@startrek.website 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for breaking my brain this morning, Mr Stamets. Now I'll be contemplating this in the shower. If you don't hear from me in a few hours initiate an emergency medial transport for me please.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 29 points 2 years ago

I'll make sure to load a uniform into the pattern buffer just in case.

[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Picard is an intelligent, well-read bad-ass.

Kirk is an egocentric, showboating dork.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, you’re thinking of William Shatner.

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

They're the same picture

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'll have you know trombone players aren't the nerds you think they are. Large lung capacity and dexterous tongues make them very popular with the ladies, ifyaknowhatimean

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Sounds like something a band nerd would say.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

I mean, I am the nerd you think I am. But that doesn't have anything to do with playing trombone

Can confirm, was band nerd, played trombone, have said line (jokingly) to partners. Been circular breathing for all 4 years of marriage so far.

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago

Surely you've heard about that one time at band camp

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’ll have you know euphonium players make more sensitive lovers.

Trombone players know nothing about fingering.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but we do know about long strokes

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Well played, sir.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Didn't Kirk keep beating Spock in Space Chess? Keep in mind Spock calculated how to time travel by flying real fast around the Sun in his head.

There's a reason why Spock has the upmost respect for Kirk. He finds his big brain to be fascinating.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

The comparison next to the First officer is intriguing. Fascinating, you might say. Or, what the hell are we gonna do now.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

i never thought any of those things one way or the other

but the explanation is pretty much plausible indeed

I have to rethink a lot right now...

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Now I want a crossover where one of the Star Trek crews comes across the planet where Shrek and Donkey live and interact with them.

[–] Pancito@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah. The Doctor.

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Don't give those Very Short Treks writers any more ideas

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Riker is a Mr. Smithers to Picard’s Mr. Burns.

[–] Lemmylemmylemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Please do not disrespect the trombone.