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A lesson in Kirk Drift™ (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Stamets@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'll have you know trombone players aren't the nerds you think they are. Large lung capacity and dexterous tongues make them very popular with the ladies, ifyaknowhatimean

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Sounds like something a band nerd would say.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

I mean, I am the nerd you think I am. But that doesn't have anything to do with playing trombone

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Can confirm, was band nerd, played trombone, have said line (jokingly) to partners. Been circular breathing for all 4 years of marriage so far.

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago

Surely you've heard about that one time at band camp

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’ll have you know euphonium players make more sensitive lovers.

Trombone players know nothing about fingering.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but we do know about long strokes

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Well played, sir.