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Hey, I know 2 15 year olds that should be nominated for the Nobel peace prize
Definitely contributed far more to society than a certain sausage.
The worst thing about this guy getting beaten up was that it had nothing to do with his actions at DOGE. It was just some random muggers.
They weren't muggers. The little shit was chest thumping and got his ass kicked.
IMO The worst consequence is the military is in DC to do the police job now.
I missed this one. What's this now?
Armed National Guard from (at minimum) West Virginia, Ohio, and South Carolina are now patrolling the streets of D.C. and residents are protesting.
i'll allow it.
Why did he take his shirt off before the blood happened? Sure seems like he picked a fight with children and lost.
Tarps off boys, let's have a donnybrook
Do you do CrossFit? You can CrossFuckOff.
Your aesthetician coiff that for you?
As sure as pulling stones and tugging teats is hard work, it sure beats fightin' someone with a treasure trail.
Entitled white boys are only out that late soliciting prostitutes or buying coke. He got knocked out because he was doing some dumb shit.
Well he shouldn't have been out that late and he probably was doing something illegal anyway
We are getting into some real victim blaming territory
Ironically, that is pretty much word for word what DJT said about the Central Park 5...
That's exactly why I'm bothered about this. And besides, it's not like the person wasn't a shitbag without it, why bother making up extra justification
He's not a victim, he's a psychopathic predator who caught a karma ricochet. It should have been worse.
That's fine, I'm just saying the "shouldn't have been out that late and was probably a criminal anyway" is eerily close to what is said when people are victim blaming. Better just say that he deserved it for being a shit person
It's not a matter of "he's probably a criminal anyway," he's something far worse that a criminal. There no "probably" about it. He's a psychopathic traitor who actively, enthusiastically attacked/ damaged/ destroyed/ stole, etc. extremely valuable and sensitive agencies and data, and he deserves life in prison.
i'm talking about this
Entitled white boys are only out that late soliciting prostitutes or buying coke
And another one in the same thread
wouldn’t be surprised if he propositioned the children.
Like that's just making up shit to justify things, similar to how often there's that "why was the black guy out that late, probably selling drugs" shit. Why bother when you can just point to the actual shit this guy has done
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Eh, he victimized millions of people already, lied repeatedly about his story, the cops lied to support him. He isn't the victim, he's the asshole.
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This is probably a dumb question, but I'm always out of the loop: What exactly did this guy (or kid? He looks like he could be in his teens) do to piss everyone off?
I try not to ask questions that could easily be Googled, but I'd rather not search for "big balls."
He took all of our personal data and gave it to plantir so they can destroy our democracy and terrorize brown people. He was probably out soliciting underage girls for prostitution when he got knocked out. On a karma scale he deserves to get knocked out every day for the rest of his life.
He was one of the college-aged kids that Elon Musk brought in to DOGE to gut the american government. It was found out he goes by "Big Balls"
One of those "DODGE" under qualified losers.
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