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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

Claims to support the homeless, but is not homeless himself. Curious. very-intelligent

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

$5m for book he didn't write

Damn, I need to get in on that racket

Busting my ass to write compelling literature and having to talk to publishers who don't jive with my creative vision

Fuck you, print my book and give me money

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Fuck You, Print My Book, and Give Me Money by FlakesBongler has netted the author 5 million dollars. How? The secrets are in How to... Fuck You, Print My Book, and Give Me Money by InevitableSwing. It's available now (more-or-less) for the low-low price of $9.99.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn, that's good

You want to be my agent?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Sure. As long as I don't have to do any actual work.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Oh he didn’t just get paid for a book he didn’t write, he had public employees work on the book during the pandemic. Dude is a corrupt fuckface on so many levels.

[–] Crikeste@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Mamdani has brought out a lot of funny statements in people.

I saw a streamer say “people attack mamdani for a lot of things they don’t understand.” Only for them to go on and say that rent freezes don’t work because land lords will just stop renting, and that you need to do more for these things to work.

Not realizing they’re doing the exact same thing because Zohran has said that in addition to rent freezes we need rezoning and units built.

lol America is doomed ☺️

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Some crimes may never be forgiven

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Mamdani is cooked.

[–] zululove@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Only the best criminals for our govt

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I know a place he can move into to fix the apartment problem