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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Nut milk comes from male cows.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 105 points 1 day ago (91 children)
[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

this is all gampys fault, he shoulda shot that cow he found eating chips

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[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Beer pipeline are a thing. At the Hellfest festival all the bars are connected to a beer pipeline fed by tankers trucks of beer.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a permanent beer pipeline in Bruges connecting a brewery with the bottling plant 3km away

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about the CO2? German companies developed a system that catches all the CO2 and puts it back into the beer before bottling, because the CO2 from the beer tastes better than "regular" CO2

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Belgian heavy beer ferment again on bottle, so no real need to capture CO2 from the first fermentation.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought of having soda faucets like that as a kid.

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That should be doable. You can carbonize the water and inject syrup.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 day ago

Oh God, the smells

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cafe latte addicts' dream setup

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As long as the shower had a milk faucet

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For, you know... Things...

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Almost as great of an idea as a direct burial copper water line!

[–] PagPag@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly. Almost as great of an idea as running a 1/2” hot/cold line 100+ ft to a house from… nvm, I give up, this is too stupid to even make a joke.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When there is an outage cheese comes out instead

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