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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 hours ago

Wasn't there some discussion or pilot implementation of beer lines ?

[–] aeiou@piefed.social 44 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I love the comments here.

OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

Honestly I wasn't going to post this, because it's an AI meme. I just thought the whole juxtaposition of the obvious AI image and the idea itself was so stupidly funny

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

Its impossible to tell who's acting outraged for a joke and who's getting whooshed.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Make sure you let your milk line drip overnight if you're up north. Otherwise the pipes will freeze.

[–] Zanathos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'll save the drip, I'd like sour milk after sitting by the time I need to use the tap.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 18 hours ago

You drip them to get ice cream and prevent freezing; it's a win-win

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Why is the milk pipeline so huge? Planning on using 10x milk compared to water? :)

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Never have I nor ever will I need that much milk

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Iceland does the municipal hot water, at least in large parts of Reykjavik. Although many hotels heat their own, because the sulphur smell from it is somewhat an acquired taste.

Not the milk though, instead they pump fresh cold Skyr.

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 21 hours ago

If you run the hot water lines under the streets it can double as snow removal in the winter to help reduce road salt consumption!

...We'll just pretend we don't have to worry about making urban heat islands worse in the summer

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

You spent too long engaging the joke then. Corporate theft issues aside this is the perfect use of AI. Its 5 seconds and move on...

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