Why is the milk pipeline so huge? Planning on using 10x milk compared to water? :)
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2025
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I love the comments here.
OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag
average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!
armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?
armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!
Honestly I wasn't going to post this, because it's an AI meme. I just thought the whole juxtaposition of the obvious AI image and the idea itself was so stupidly funny
Its impossible to tell who's acting outraged for a joke and who's getting whooshed.
I'm more curious how a hot water main works? Is there just millions of miles of heated pipes underground? And I thought a gas boiler was inefficient.
Any time you want hot water, you need to wait for all of the water between your house and the heating facility to drain before you get hot water. It can help to coordinate with your neighbours.
Wait. That's a different problem than hot water just from my basement. The basement is slow, but has nothing to do with neighbors. I think we live in different countries.
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Make sure you let your milk line drip overnight if you're up north. Otherwise the pipes will freeze.
You drip them to get ice cream and prevent freezing; it's a win-win
Never have I nor never will I need that much milk
Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.
If you run the hot water lines under the streets it can double as snow removal in the winter to help reduce road salt consumption!
...We'll just pretend we don't have to worry about making urban heat islands worse in the summer
Iceland does the municipal hot water, at least in large parts of Reykjavik. Although many hotels heat their own, because the sulphur smell from it is somewhat an acquired taste.
Not the milk though, instead they pump fresh cold Skyr.
Most bigger municipalities in Sweden also does hot water for central heating - some and have just recently begun adding central cooling via cold water too
This is a normal thing in Germany. It is called Fernwärme and uses insulated pipes.
You spent too long engaging the joke then. Corporate theft issues aside this is the perfect use of AI. Its 5 seconds and move on...
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but what about choccy milk and capuchin lines?
Need a strawberry milk line too! We don't want the pink cows going extinct now do we?
Milk Pipe Network
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2988129340
A bit more elaborate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXEcVNsDO_U
And, of course, IRL!
Milk Pipe Hoses
https://www.amazon.se/-/en/Automatic-Machine-Quality-Cappuccino-Chocolate/dp/B0F2M9QQ3P
OP, you are already living the dream.
Mmmm, milkline
AI?
Pipes don't connect like that underground. They're buried too shallow, and the dirt barrier surrounding the pipes looks too clean. Pipes don't go all the way to the house, and are just shown entering dirt at some point. Why not excavate it all?
Edit: also grass looks too perfect
So cold has a return line, but hot has to be released into the environment after use?
I think I just solved global warming
The Milk Superhighway is coming.
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