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[–] MrSmith@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Tell me the OP is from the US without telling me they're from the US.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Countries I have visited, I never see a self checkout. Not sure if that is the norm.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Reminds me of this Bill Burr clip.

"You know what I hate about these corporate chains? You go in there you're paying for a business, they make you like do half the job now. I don't get it. Like I walk in there,

- Hey, lemme get a turkey sandwich. Lettuce, tomato, on rye, with mayonnaise.

The guy behind the counter's like,

- All right, turkey sandwich, lettuce, tomato, on rye.

- And mayonnaise.

- Oh, the mayonnaise is, uuh, right over there.

- Really? Why don't you, UUH, fucking GO OVER THERE and, UUH, put it on my sandwich?"

(Yeah I just wrote that out. Why? Fuck you I don't have to explain myself to you.)

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 36 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (4 children)

[…] Me: "I don't work here"

This gives me big "ok boomer" vibes. Instead of this, imo, snarky response, could you not simply politely say that you prefer a human cashier?

Remember the human.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The point is that we are being asked as paying customers to perform work which previously employed people to do it for us, strictly out of a profit motive for the store.

They are destroying jobs by shifting the workload onto the customer, so that some chain cunt can marginally increase their already immense wealth while fucking over the workers and the customers.

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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I have witnessed far to many people with full carts que into the self check out, and than they get frustrated when every other thing they scan throws a flag.

Bitch, SCO is for 10 items or less!

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (5 children)

Here in NZ, the self checkout is the preferred option for any amount of shopping. It's so much quicker and you don't have to engage in pointless small talk. I just got home from doing some grocery shopping and they had about 10 self checkouts and maybe 2 or 3 human ones that nobody was using.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

With a cashier, I can start packing while they scan, which is way faster

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 5 points 9 hours ago

At self checkout, I pack while I scan, and then I have control over the order of scanning and packing.

It does suck that places are opting to have self checkout in exclusion to checkout lanes, but for the people that don't like self checkout just don't use it when you have the choice.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but you often have to wait to get to the cashier

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca -1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

A non issue. You'll often have to wait anyway.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

Australia also.

At the larger chains they're pretty good now.

Its rare you need assistance and there's always someone hovering around.

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[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I suppose you might also leave trash at your seat in a movie theater or restaurant. After all, cleaning up is someone else's job and you don't even work there. Plus, you can pat yourself on the back for contributing to that person's job security with your added burden like some of the people here.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

That's not the same, in OP's case it's about the store outsourcing the work onto the customer while cutting labor costs so some rich fuck can get slightly richer, while not littering is a matter of basic social responsibility, not a labor situation.

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[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And I always prefer machines over humans

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Well then I have some very good news to you about your future.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

But where are the mirrors?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Self check out is faster especially since I can scan the items when I’m picking them off the shelves. The faster I can be outside and spend less time in those kind of commercial spaces the better. And no I don’t have agoraphobia. I just fucking hate the vibes of most stores.

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[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world -5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I am surprised about how many people prefer self checkout. Since AI is taboo to use but replacing a worker with self checkout is okay. Kind of a weird dynamic on the platform.

Self checkout ✅ AI ❌

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Seems pretty clear to me... There's no LLM involved in self-checkout (not yet at least... ugh).

Short to no line ✅

Not having to interact with another human ✅

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The Walmart ones apparently have some manner of AI/neural net/deep learning image processing going on to attempt to catch people stealing stuff at the checkouts.

Somehow they still don't support contactless payments for some reason, though, so that's neat.

[–] Twipped@l.twipped.social 3 points 5 hours ago

When tap-to-pay became a thing, Walmart went all in on building their own payment system instead, because Apple Pay and Google Pay both get a portion of the credit card transaction fees.

By pushing everyone through Walmart Pay, THEY get that portion, and can collect interest on any cash back stored in the customers account (just like Starbucks).

Of course, anyone who just wants to use the nfc on their credit card gets fucked over

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 hours ago

self-chackout is often faster. Also, earier to shoplift.

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