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[โ€“] anarchy79@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of this Bill Burr clip.

"You know what I hate about these corporate chains? You go in there you're paying for a business, they make you like do half the job now. I don't get it. Like I walk in there,

- Hey, lemme get a turkey sandwich. Lettuce, tomato, on rye, with mayonnaise.

The guy behind the counter's like,

- All right, turkey sandwich, lettuce, tomato, on rye.

- And mayonnaise.

- Oh, the mayonnaise is, uuh, right over there.

- Really? Why don't you, UUH, fucking GO OVER THERE and, UUH, put it on my sandwich?"

(Yeah I just wrote that out. Why? Fuck you I don't have to explain myself to you.)

[โ€“] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Back when Fudruckers was a thing, I always got upset when people wanted to go there.

If I'm paying you $18 for a mediocre hamburger, you can put on the damn lettuce.