Ask Lemmy

"The Unbound will never be slaves again."

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer."

Honourable mention: "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."

Gives me conniptions

These birds are Pissing me
off...

I'm the original    Starwalker

"If you can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer."

-Catalina, GTA San Andres

“Did you just say 'nerd'?"

From the game Plague’s Tale Requiem, the Smuggler, Sophia, speaking to Hugo, a child, who is worried about being bit by an animal he’d like to pet. “Just say to yourself it can happen and that's all!”

"We sense... something... something ancient... a sickly smell... a chilling wind.

My ancestors scream from within their chambers in my mind

but I cannot understand their words.

This feeling... a memory? It sickens us, and for the first time in our lives

for the first time in generations

We fear."

Brass broiler from Conker‘s Bad Fur Day "Balls of brass, sir. Polished to the nth degree!"

This song is new to me, but i am honoured to be a part of it.

„Der Bergfried ist komplett!“

Stronghold Crusader

Don't have time to play with myself.

This guy are sick

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.

Spoilers for the Valhalla DLC of God of War: Ragnarok:

What can I say to you? I remember how it felt to take that throne. All that it meant and all that it did not. A God of war. God of pain, of suffering, of destruction. The Norns said I chase redemption that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools. A God of... Hope. "When all else is lost". You lost everything. And everyone. you became... There is no forgiving you. You chose... I chose. What now? Should I, the same man, should I sit? take? proclaim? lead? place myself in service? In service. Should I lose everything and everyone, there's to be enough left inside so that I do not become you? I do not know. But I have... hope. You are cruel and arrogant and selfish. But you are more than that. You have always been more than what others saw. You are more than that.

It hits much harder with the voice acting: https://youtu.be/N7grmI3Bn0k

"your whole life was a failure and soon no one will remember you. Turn your face into the sun and think about that"

"I'm a coffee achiever, Sam!"

"Suffer like G did?"

You got boost power!

I can't belive I lost to this scuuuuummm!!!

Now it's Ryne time!

The dimensions..! The... Colleseum!

Welcome back! (bop bo bop bop bop bop bo bop)

All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!

You must be so exhausted

“Ouch! What do you do?”

-Goonies 2, NES

You're not really a Polish person if you can't recite every single dialogue from Gothic 1 and 2.

You big stupid jellyfish!

“Sometimes the jackal steals the lion’s share; but don’t tell anyone.”

Watch those wrist rockets

Ow! Was it something I said?!?!?

WOAH! - Crash Bandicoot

Pilot's license? What for? - Bubsy

'That was an excellent vector!', 'can we expedite this process?' And 'have you checked your equations?' - Hubert from hot shots golf 3

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

It was my job to take care of you. We were supposed to take care of each other. And we did

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

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