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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

These animals’ food has to come from somewhere. Interesting that they’re trying to source locally…

Perhaps it sounds a bit less ghoulish in the original Danish.

Still sounds just as bad but then you have to wipe off the mashed-up pastry bits.

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

“Can we…can we watch? It’s just, Sprinkles, he’s…he’s a really bad dog. Dumb as a post, humps everything and everyone, snaps at you if you try to pet him. I’d really like to see a tiger just go to town on this awful, awful dog.”

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[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 days ago

There is a big cat rescue a few hours from me that will take cattle/horse/farm animals for feed. They will also pickup fresh roadkill deer etc.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Your kids don't love their pets anymore? Don't worry we can take care of that for you."

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What were the captives eating before?

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Avocado toast

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

And remember, those donations can be written off in your taxes!

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