Martin Short is haram
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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Randy Newman approves
Damn, was not expecting this full frontal assault on me today
Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?
you got a friend in me
Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven
when making rules it's important to be as detailed as possible. In this case what does short represents? short related to what? also alcohol imcludes wine, wich all priests drink. Do this mean all priests are going to hell? (yeah we already know they are anyway for javing sex with kids, hust making a point)
Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.
NO SUCH THING
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Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!
Dont we welcome alll that and more in hell. We have AC with all the scientists down there.
Can't wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!
Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven
That’s not what google ai tells me
The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.
Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.