this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
710 points (98.5% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

33708 readers
3215 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 77 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).

Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it "gets people's attention and makes em laugh".

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:

  1. That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
  2. The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
  3. You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.

There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.

The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I was gonna say, you'd have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

dude's marketing worked on me. you can't misspeel that badly unintentionallly

[–] JayBeeTX@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Poe's law. Maybe it's satire. Equally possible it's ignorance.

The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We're at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can't barely read it.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.

"Murica dumb!"

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Nebula@fedia.io 35 points 6 days ago (5 children)

"literally no words"

look inside

words

cat

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Letters, maybe. Words? That's debatable.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

Can’t trust anyone these days

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Nebula@fedia.io 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oh they are bilingual.

Hallo Pinyo, wer auch immer du bist.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] NastyNative@mander.xyz 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It’s funny cause I can still read and understand what they are selling.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Zucchini

Potatoes + Tomatoes

Jalapenos

Bell Pepper

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 15 points 6 days ago

Thank you for the deciphering, I was completely lost at potat 'n' tomat

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)

When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.

[–] SippyCup 12 points 6 days ago

AND a superiority complex

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

IRL rage bait

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Right, right. Came here to say this. Although of course it’s not the correct word. 🤣

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The peppers are being held on bail. You're not purchasing them, you're bailing them out.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Smh can't even spell gellapinnose right.

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 days ago

Fear not the man who has spelt 10000 words right but the man who sold their education to grow hallopinyos.

[–] jcs@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hey, that's good marketing. It grabs attention and we're talking about it.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 6 days ago

Really puts the hick in vee-hickle

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

I can read every bit of it. Its really more phonetic than most road side produce signs around here.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Badly written to get people to stop. Like “Graj sale”

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Yet i know whats for sale.

Common Wittgenstein W.

[–] Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 6 days ago

Brilliant marketing campaign!

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 8 points 6 days ago

Why couldn't the señorita have babies?

Because her husband had a Hallowpiner!

....🦗🦗🦗... Ill see myself out.

So this shows that America is great again. Obvs.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago

Person drives up and starts bitching at this guy.

His response?

"I have no words." [Throws his hands up]

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Showing the brilliance of the American education system

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 6 days ago

I need hella penis for muh salsa.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's all spelled phonetically. Zucchini, potatoes ('taters), tomatoes ('maters), jalapenos, bell peppers.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

I wasn't making any sense of that. Thank you.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 6 points 6 days ago

I'm more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?

load more comments
view more: next ›