Neil Breen.. remember, eyes on Breen
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Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp... cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
You got a petition going?
I'm too lazy xD
adam sandler
Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito
Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it's not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.
Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.
James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he'd take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.
So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.
Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.
That last line, lmfao
John Oliver
I'd watch the fuck out of that.
Oh, now, wait a minute...!
Logan Paul
Woody Harrelson
Fern Brady
Have I met these henchmen before?
Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.
dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.
The President as an actor?!
Leslie Jones would be a disaster
Matt Lucas.
Kevin Sorbo
I can't decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it'd be hella entertaining.
I'd watch it
"So anyway I started blasting," said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.
Shaq
Oh man, I almost want him to try xD
Rob Schneider
Adam Sandler!
Liam Neeson
James Corden
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