I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2025
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She knows.
Probably my fiance. It's weird, but she has a ton of food allergies and mayo isn't on the list so whatever I guess.
Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.
The devils jizz
Is Paul Robalino on Lemmy? He's put some thought in to this very subject.
I think that person would be Ken Griffin.
My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.
And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.
:(
You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.