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[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've seen too many of these with bites taken out of them irl.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I feel like I've seen more with at least one bite taken out, than ones with no bites.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I mean...with enough lube, and depending on how much that asshole hungers, it can "own" really anything that it wants. It's more of a matter of if you can survive it.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would chew these as a kid

edit: why does it say "run"???!? this photo is taken from Amazon not a meme website

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago
[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

same deal with a big rubber bouncy ball. For me it was the texture

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

already tried, I think they put something in them to make it taste horrible, similar to the switch cartridges

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Because you would eat it right away?