Hetrosexuals : How do gay people know which is the man and which is the woman??
Homosexuals : How do straight people know how to split responsibilites evenly and treat each other equally and fairly??
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Ah, see. That's the neat part...
Polyamory:
that trike fucks so hard, holy shit
Could be better - modded mine to have a stronger center motor instead, with a bigger battery. But I do usually carry heavy loads
But who is the square in your relationship?
Me
I guess if you're not the square you're the queer (makes more sense when spoken :( )
Only one s per relationship
The one that gets out of bed last.
Surely the square gets out first, the cool circle relaxes in bed longer.
Be there or be square
oh shit, we're squared on all sides, it's a cube.
I don't know enough about this diagram to refute it.
Hehe, this can also be interpreted as misandrist/misogynistic
That's what I was going for
Wow. So powerful (idgi)
Rebuke: It's yin and yang, not yin and yin. 🤷
Both shapes are the same. Being the same is the only way to have a perfect 69.
69 is over rated IMO. Giving oral is great, recieving oral is great, both at the same time is distracting.
It puts you eye and nose level with each other's assholes, too. I'm convinced it's only popular because of branding.
I guess a bit of homosexual privilege helps balance the world out, lol.
I'm not gonna lie, it do feel this way sometime