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Thanks to the commenter who reminded me that it's not bad to be reminded that the term is only a pejorative because conservative racists made it so.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woke#20th_century

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"Drawing Bayesian inferences after extensive sampling, I've determined that it's 99-percent certain that anyone who uses 'woke' as pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead. Please don't blame me for pointing this out—it's just science." — Mike Godwin

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Oh god... Imagine actually accepting tolerance.

I swear that "woke" is what these fucking troglodytes say when they know they've lost an argument. It's like some sort of primal defense mechanism.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

1000% correct

[–] Tiger_Man_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whoa, fuck yeah Linus Torvalds

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On top of all of that he used "I couldn't care less" correctly.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do people use that incorrectly a lot?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

There's a whole country of them.

[–] damdy@lemmings.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm just impressed they used 'couldn't care less' correctly.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

english as a second language tend to be more careful with their usage of idioms

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Man, fuck english idioms. Will never get over how "that's shit" = bad but "that's the shit" = good

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 days ago

Greater brevity: "Holy fuck!" Something bad happened. "Holy fuck!" Something awesome happened.

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[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

image of text without link to source or text alternative

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[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 110 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Reminder that woke was originally used as a positive term.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 118 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Still is if you aren't a twat

Nowadays I prefer the term "correct".

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[–] JumpyWombat@lemmy.ml 68 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Also a reminder that woke is used negatively by the same people who cannot tell the difference between badly photoshopped letters and a gang tattoo.

[–] Blob9994@piefed.mitch.science 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think it's wild that the word 'woke' entirely replaced the selective outrage on the 2010s over "CRT," a bogyman that most white conservatives still cannot define.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My stupid ass: "why did the conservatives have an issue with Cathode Ray Tube TVs?"

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[–] parody@lemmings.world 1 points 1 day ago

Twas an obvious superimposition of letters to (likely) lie about the meaning of the tattoo, no?

Know MANY people saw:

[Below, As Undisclosed Photoshop]

After seeing pixels over years I saw:

Obviously the fact that you & 66 others just in this thread, and hundreds or thousands online are upset about the superimposition, indicate it was stupid/dishonest. Sigh what else is new w/current admin!

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It isn’t an insult. I don’t feel insulted by being called woke. I distribute a lot of harm reduction supplies and I get a lot of eye rolling, hard exhaling, shouldn’t they just take responsibility for themselvesing, I had hard times in my life tooing, etc. I am woke. Fuck you gonna do about it? Nazi wimps.

I feel insulted it is used in the name of bills designed to inhibit help to people in crisis. But I am (maybe) accidentally in a job that wasn’t meant to exist? I don’t seem to report to anybody? So I am going to do whatever I want until they fire me. And what I want to do is harm reduction and crisis intervention.

Edit: and since the Internet has maybe provided me with a soapbox, I will continue. You can seek help even if you aren’t homeless. It is better you do before that is even a possibility. If you feel substance use is diminishing your enjoyment of life, come for help.

I do understand hesitation. In some places, this costs money. Even in places these services are free, you feel shame. People are judging you. And — to be honest — a lot of healthcare providers are also judgemental. And I am currently in a small town of fewer than 2000 people. Your private business is maybe going to be everyone’s entertainment. Be strong. Once you do get into the mental health and substance use pipeline, we are mostly good and we are mostly there because we have big hearts yearning to help.

A lot of the reason I have opted to spend much of my time in the community is to overcome those barriers to access to help. Come say “hi”. I will say “hi” too. Maybe that is the first step. Worst case scenario is we were friendly to each other. Gross!

And if you are one of those skeptics who have said I am enabling substance users and let me know that opinion— even angrily — water under the bridge; you are not the first person experiencing substance related symptoms; we got you. Don’t let embarrassment stop you, please. Come back for help whenever you like. Seriously, I’m happy to help. I look forward to meeting you (again). And — if you don’t live near me — someone in your area is too.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (6 children)

The opposite of being woke is being asleep and oblivious to what's going on. It's crazy people say they aren't woke and think that's like a good thing lol.

It's like saying "I'm a fucking idiot" and being smug about it

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

“I’m a fucking idiot” That IS what I hear whenever a magat bleats.

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[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The anti woke crowd .. hear that it is in someway anti racist

And dismiss it . They like their racism... It makes them feel important and powerful

[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Bully them into submission, racism and anti woke is not accepted, rather have peaceful people being themselves, than the people getting angry for people loving the same gender or trying to love themselves

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

If you're not woke your eyes are closed

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Or stuffed with wool.

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[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The same people also see being "progressive" as a bad thing. I swear, if they had they way, we still be amazed at the sight of fire while living in our caves.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but have you noticed how despite the fact that they normally hate progress and change because it makes their control harder, they're utterly obsessed with AI.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

It's easier too. You don't gotta constantly be vigilant for the next way the woke industrial complex is trying to indoctrinate you. Because they won.

They go me already. We're doing unisex bathrooms? Ok then. Eighty new variants of pride flag just dropped yesterday? Well there's a lot of new colour combos I'll forget in 30 seconds but alright. Pronouns can be wholly silent, like the P in Pterodactyl? I cannot comprehend how that works but sure it literally will never affect me in a negative way.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Hey, that's just name calling. It's better to describe them by what they actually are: narcissistic, egocentric, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, narrow minded haters.

[–] meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Just saw the recent south park episode- absolutely killed. Poor Cartman is nothing withoutout the woke 😢

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Saying a person is woke is like saying they are not a mindless sheep going through life asleep at the wheel.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah seriously I'll never understand how it's an insult. Conservatives call having empathy "woke" and I'm like "yes, yes it is woke. Your point?".

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[–] Nebula@fedia.io 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Petition to rename Twitter again, to Twatter. I know, I know, my intellect is frightening sometimes. /s

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