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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At my job, I load full pallets of concrete, drywall, plywood, etc, into customer trucks all day every day.

The bigger the truck, the more likely the customer is going to be a pain in the ass. Wishy washy about how much load they can carry, and crying up a storm if you touch the tailgate.

Smaller truck? Load up and go, They'll probably be back for more in a few hours too.

I like to tell people that if their truck can't handle the load, then they paid too much for the truck.

Also also, bigger trucks tend to be parked like douchbaggs more often than smaller trucks, just blocking the way for everyone.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

I like to tell people that if their truck can't handle the load, then they paid too much for the truck.

"If your bullet is too small for the deer, you paid too much for the gun."

"Say less, I should hunt squirrel and rabbit with a .30-.30."

"If you can't take all the groceries inside in one trip, you paid too much for the groceries."

"Alright well yeah but that's just because eggs cost $100. Two trips is ok."

[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

That's fake. There's way too much bed space.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Peak Chevy truck grill

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 85 points 3 days ago (7 children)

The smaller one has a bigger bed 🤦

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My biggest gripe with modern trucks really. Have fun putting that new refrigerator you needed in there and then getting it out once you're home, and God forbid you put a toolbox behind the cab, you're climbing into that bed to get every little thing you didn't think you'd need because you can't just get it by reaching over the side.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

Modern trucks are so fucking ridiculous Ford added a fold out stepladder to the tailgate on their trucks.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Also, gets 10 more MPG. Which is funny cuz the new trucks should have eco boost and all sorts of new more fuel efficiency modes or whatever but instead they're so large and over designed ("Military Grade!!!!!" Pshhhhhhh) they get even less mpg on average.

Truly only for show

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 89 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I honestly can't help but laugh at these trucks...

Especially when you see the 5'6 45 year old struggling to climb back in at a gas station after leaving his AC office drone job.

They really think their big truck makes them a big man.

All it does is scream to everyone else that you're insecure in your own masculinity and spent ~80k and a shit ton of gas money to try and compensate.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 37 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What gets me is that they are always fucking spotless. My '09 Ranger is all dirty, scratched up, with various straps and ropes in the bed.

God forbid they use their truck like a truck.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (5 children)

BRO! I worked for a paving company years back and the business manager had this raised modified to all hell f350 (trash). He'd get it washed every week, rarely used it for actual work other than dragging a trailer and it CONSTANTLY broke down. Damn thing was impossible to load anything but buckets cuz the bed was as high as my friggin nipples (lol).

Bonus Question: Guess how tall he was

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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I recently lost my '05 f150 that I used for work to frame rot, so I got a '17. I've put two holes in the bed, through the bed liner, and I haven't even been treating it that bad. It's almost as though Ford doesn't want you to use it for work harder than carrying your yeti between kids baseball games.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

At some point they changed the bed from being made out of steel to aluminum, and you can really tell.

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

My dad would always use the profits from growing tobacco on a new truck every other year...

One year he bought a new truck while we were actively putting the crop in a barn.

Truck was less than 48 hrs old and he was trying to pull a fully loaded wagon across a creek to get to a barn.

With brand new wet tires, he couldn't get out of the creek. So at like 11 years old I got to watch him put a brand new truck sideways into a tree because he was too proud to unhook and let someone else pull the wagon thru the creek. But he still got it in the barn.

He wasn't even that pissed, because the only reason to buy a truck, was to use it for actual truck shit.

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[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

Honestly it's pretty embarrassing for 6'1 55 year old too.

Western masculinity can be so fragile that some think consumerism is the only out of it.

Basically if you're using a pickup as a commuter vehicle..you probably don't make good life choices.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Basically if you're using a pickup as a commuter vehicle.

I use my truck as a truck, but it’s the only vehicle I own; with the prices of cars AND insurance AND put food on the table… forgettaboutit 🤌

.you probably don't make good life choices.

Hey! That’s beside the point! 😮‍💨 😔

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I lived in the same apartment complex as a guy who had one of these giant trucks. He was a short guy, had a sales job which provided him a company car but still decided that he would spend more on his car loan than he did on rent just to have this to ride in on the weekends. He was scrimping pennies on everything else just to afford that terrible decision.

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[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God I miss small trucks. So much. So so much.

[–] hexonxonx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Right? All it needs to do is carry a stack of 4x8 plywood and a bunch of 2x4s, or the entire contents of a two-room apartment -- something a 1980's "mini" pickup like the Ford Ranger or Chevy S10 could easily handle.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The bed is a little narrow for 4x8' sheets of material on a 90s Ranger. There's only about 41" between the wheel arches and the opening in the bed itself above the arches is about 44" which is not quite enough. (It's wider in the gap above the arches but before the top lip of the bed, but you'll never get anything into that space that can't be disassembled or moved with a shovel...) You could stand your material up on edge, but don't try that with drywall. 48x40" pallets are no problem, though. Or at least one of them at a time. It'll slide right in there provided if and only if you orient it with the skinny dimension between the arches. Ditto with 2x4s if you want to leave the tailgate up. Otherwise your strap game had better be strong because the standard model has a 6' bed and the longer 7' bed is both rare and also not quite long enough. I used to drive a 90s Ranger for work and believe me, I crammed, or tried to cram, every type of thing you can think of into the back of it at some point or another. You can get a lot done with one but sheet goods are their downfall.

The 8' bed work trucks of the era could do what you're describing perfectly, and do so better than today's "full size" trucks while maintaining a smaller footprint on the pavement. That, and you can actually see out of the goddamned windows. I have a 90s Silverado in fleet truck spec, crank windows and a single cab with an 8' bed. I can indeed stack 4x8' drywall or ply neatly between the wheel arches and even close the tailgate on it. Much to the envy of my coworkers, who still pathologically own dinkum 6' bed crew cab so-called trucks that they can't fit anything into the back of, and then destroy the back seats "ThAt tHeY ToTaLlY NeEd bEcAuSe oF ReAsOnS" by jamming them full of tools and dirty materials anyway, so the whole thing is pointless. At that rate you may as well just get a van and call it a day.

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

1996-the end dodge grand caravan / Chrysler Town and country minivans can fit 4x8 drywall up to a bit over a foot deep, more if you're able to slide the front seats up. I finished out my basement hauling 2x4's and drywall in my 2012 t&c. Damn side better gas mileage too

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's always astonishing how much you can stuff into a minivan.

I want a 2 door version of the Telos Truck. Less screens more physical buttons. It's the length of a mini cooper, and can fit a 4x8 sheet of plywood in the back. Was hoping it would launch for cheaper but without the cash back and crap this administration has canceled it will likely be a 42-45k sticker price. Which is to high.

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[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Describing one of these as "on the right" is a wild choice.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What they have told us is true ... from a certain point of view.

[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Technically true is certainly a form of true.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the one on the right

is also the one on the left... 😂

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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 39 points 3 days ago

https://publications.lawschool.cornell.edu/jlpp/2024/11/25/the-unchecked-rise-of-trucks-and-suvs-in-america/ if you want to see the "breeders" of that monstrosity. Basically the result of a semantics loophole game in federal regulations. This is why the smaller Ford Ranger is a "European Model" only.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I really don't understand the appeal of cars of that size...

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

I had a co-worker who got an oversized and lifted monster of a pickup, and I asked him what he's compensating for. He replied "my height" - he was a short but good natured guy, we had a good laugh.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Honestly, I do.

When I drive my sensible sedan I like to see a few cars in front of me to be able to respond better to hazards, not just some GMC's ass directly in front of me. I allow proper following distance, but with a...idk about majority, but damn it's a lot of those trucks around me, I can't see around unless I'm unreasonably far back. And electrician vans etc. Being put at an even field butt-to-ground speaking makes it easier to see around them and even over sedans. And in this category, the lights from even other sedans are in my eyes and I have a severe astigmatism in both eyes, getting above to the point where lights aren't in my eyes is honestly safer for everyone since car manufacturers refuse to quit with the blinding white lights.

What's more, sometimes I have to move a chair or bedframe etc that doesn't fit in my car, and I have to call a guy I know with a truck. If I did get one, not only could I quit bothering him, I could help others too. I like helping my friends, so I see this as a positive.

And then there's shit I don't need but like I'm not every person on earth and others have different needs. Towing boats and trailers and shit, my boss tows 20-30' trailers all the time with his, y'know? I don't need one that can do that, but others do.

I mean I'm not likely to get one anytime soon lol, and even if I did it wouldn't be like some extended cab dually, but I can understand the appeal at least.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 34 points 3 days ago

Pictured: a pickup truck in front of a cope wagon.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (11 children)

Every time I see a complaint about truck sizes, I make it a point to share this video explaining how it's actually the EPA's fault trucks have gotten so big.

https://youtu.be/azI3nqrHEXM

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

how it’s actually the EPA’s fault trucks have gotten so big.

🤨

No, the corporation's horrible behaviour is the fault of the regulators & regulations.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Plus those corporations are the ones lobbying for those regulations.

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[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

It may not be only the EPA's fault, but an unintended consequences of the CAFE standards and how they change over time is a perverse incentive to increase wheelbase and track, lowering the fuel efficiency instead of raising it.

If you haven't yet, watch the video. It does a good job explaining why you can't make the Chevy S10 we used to see all over the place in the 90s without a big penalty that would make it too expensive.

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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Same bed size, probably same payload capacity, and you can actually grab something out of the bed on the old truck without needing a stepladder. Really the only thing that the new truck does better is towing, simply due to added engine power and bigger breaks.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

And the testicles hang useless from its license plate. They snipped the wrong bits. Poor things...

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