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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jesus. What a shit show.

Y'all know there's some old ass country bumpkin watching this and jerking off to it.

[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

Yeah, while he was posting, apparently...

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago
[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Trump, stop your nonsense and release the Epstein files!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 days ago

Just normal, presidential stuff.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

yet more projection

[–] attempt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If anyone makes a video of trump high fiving Epstein on the way back to the bedroom of his private jet with a teenager it might be equally disturbing, I hope we don’t find out

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you realize that's what he wants, right?

if there's deep fakes of him and Epstein he gets to say,"well it's all fake!" and his base will gobble that shit up like candy.

[–] jabeez@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You honestly think he won't say that anyway?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

he can say it all he wants, as long as his base doesn't have "credible evidence" they have a higher chance of not believing his lies.

when you enemy gives you an opportunity it's likely a trap.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Do you know what I do when I go to bed? I sleep. Almost instantly. I don't lay there and stress and worry about what I did. I don't worry about how I'm percieved. I just sleep.

You can see by his actions that trump is a deeply troubled, deeply insecure, deeply stressed man. And I use the word "man" in the loosest of definitions.

Everything he's doing, from the CBS cancelations, to blocking the commanders stadium deal, to whatever this ai video bullshit is, it all screams of a man grasping at straws, desprate to change the topic.

Me? I have no desperation. What'ya guys wanna talk about?

[–] notsure@fedia.io 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

...thank you for not fucking kids...

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago

So much power in the tiny pathetic hands of such a sad small petty weak-minded man. America projects weakness.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 days ago

so he openly stated that he doesn't agree with the statement that "no one is above the law" in an attempt to distract the people from him raping children?

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Another low effort attempt to distract feom the fact that this guy is100% in the Epstein files. The AI slop mess is just so very on brand like the distasteful Trump Gaza nonsense

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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A deepfake of him with Epstein would have muddied the waters much more than this pathetic thing.

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[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Child fuckers belong in jail, in a tiny cell, deep in the ocean, getting butt fucked by dildos around the clock.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

Sounds like fAkE nEwS...

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

Damn Barack Obama is 63. How time flies

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is an actual pic of Trump with a urinary catheter at a wrestling event. Dude is frail, likely has CHF, Cardiomyopathy and probably needs to retire. he also can't sleep... so can we consider he has a bit of sleep deprivation psychosis???

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Who cares. I want to talk about Epstein, Trumpy.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

President Felon is nothing more than an internet troll.

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...how many times do i have to say this, don't fuck kids...

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