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"It’s not just AI — it’s intimacy." (hexbear.net)
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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

slapping my dick against my LCD monitor as a substitute for having a relationship with a human being

[–] 1P1P1D@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

okay but read this post listening to Jack on the Moon by Carte Blanche AND THEN tell me that isn't a sensuous experience.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The saddest part about this to me is that the garbage tagline is clearly also written by AI, like they couldn't even be bothered to explain why you want to buy their stupid thing.

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

i don't know it reads like a Justyn Pflannerstill original to me

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)

She is phasing through that countertop...

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Also how is she taking a mirror selfie there?

[–] IncensedCedar@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do you not have a kitchen mirror?

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Unexpected James Acaster

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago

Idk how y'all fuck in the kitchen without kitchen mirror

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

maybe she's taking a picture of you while you take that picture of her?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Now that's some real intimacy right there!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

"Chat with me and we'll become as close as my thighs and this countertop"

also

"For texts hotter than those burners that would make direct contact with your cookware, and are way off-center for some reason..."

[–] iie@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

I like the sink faucet that points straight up

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Me and my wife are looking for a third

pulls out macbook

Perfect 🤤

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

I need to fill out the Andrea Dworkin apology form

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

i do not get the appeal. at all. it seems like an activity that would guarantee an increased sensation of disconnection.

also, that looks like 1990s cindy crawford.

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

love to die in a nightmare

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 6 points 3 days ago

Maybe... Maybe it's a honey pot. Anyone who signs up for this is paired with like a therapist and social worker.