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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The right-wing Ms. Rachel: MechaHitler

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Mr. Goebbels

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

giving children access to the cyberpsychosis machine internet-delenda-est

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

"So I was reading up on stuff this Hitler guy did, and he made a youth organisation devoted to worshipping him, and I thought "what a great idea! I should do that!" but I thought it could be updated for the modern age, with AI!"

-Musk

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aaaaaaaand now we're into fedposting territory. I'll behave.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

II'll do it for you. Someone should dissect Elon Musk like a fuckin lab animal. Someone should flay him alive while pumping him full of a specific cocktail of drugs so that he remains conscious as long as possible while he is skinned alive. We should pull his fingernails out one by one with a set of pliers, he should have his eyes scooped out with a rusty spoon, but not before he is force fed his own testicles with a fucking feeding tube after he has to watch them turned to slurry in a blender.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

I'm a simple man. I think that's too many resources and trauma for the person enacting it. I just want to find a nice wall somewhere, but lacking that any wall will do, and give Elon a chance to look at it long and hard before being shot by the people's firing line.

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

how can it get worse? oh, this is worse.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's the Livvy rizz coefficient on Baby Grok

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Good question.

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's cool we live in a society where we are just assuming we need kids to be using AI with no thought into why

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

And that the worst people on planet earth are the ones getting to decide what content that AI will actually show the kids.

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

"hey kids, ya ever hear about skibbidy-hitler??"

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

goo goo ga ga gas the inferior waaaa waaaa

baby mechahitler

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

"Hehe funny hitler number" - Elon, impersonating Baby Grok

[–] DavidGarcia 1 points 3 days ago

They're calling it Grokler Youth