More OceanGate please. I am worried about upsetting the Deep Ones, if we stop sacrificing billionaires.
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2025
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what is astronomer and why do so many people care that this dude is cheating on his wife? is astronomer some big app everybody but me uses? ive never even heard of this company
yes i could google it
no im not going to
Him + Hr lady cuddled up then getting publically exposed is funny and rest of my life is boring otherwise
it's an app that manages data pipelines for ML stuff.. unless you're doing big data science stuff it is probably irrelevant
thanks, i don't know what that means and i'm gonna keep it that way
Luigi was a Christmas miracle though?
Australian summer?
Is the dude in the corner of the guy that just got caught at Coldplay?
lol yeah, I just heard about this. CEO and his exec head of HR. I assumed it would be waived off as "well we don't know if they're poly" but I guess the guy's wife dropped his last name from her social media profiles and deleted some of her accounts since it video went up.
hope she gets some big bread in the divorce lmao.
can you imagine the next HR training on workplace relationships at that dumbass company? what an opportunity to riff some bits.
As a poly person that's not how I act when I'm caught with another partner because I don't give a fuck if anyone knows about it. Definitely not how any healthy poly person would act
for sure, it immediately looked like unethical non-monogany but prior to the wife going nuclear on socials, they could have done some "we are shy lol" damage control for the public.
the comments on it are amusing though. definitely some in a weird "stop being moralists, they're adults" genre... as though people being shady isn't universally juicy, especially when it's an exec HR person having an affair with their boss, on camera, at a massive pop concert.
the whole thing could be in a movie, it's so poetic, brazen and dramatic while involving very wealthy people who lord over others. this shit is practically Shakespeare, imo.
"Not lying to your partner" and "upholding your relationship agreement" is considered a moralist stance now? Remarkable how far western society has fallen tbh
there comes a point when it's just like mind your own business lol. like i was out there thinking tiger woods was the next oj
not that i'm not excited as hell to find out what happens next but like idc what they do on a personal level
I wonder what he told his family he was doing.
"i have a work trip this week. i work 60 hour weeks to support this family and create jobs!"
at this workplace we tend to discourage employees dating each other. note, this does not apply to the CEO dating employees, as he is a CEO, and already married. so we dont need a rule about that.
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meh sacrifice
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