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[–] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is the dude in the corner of the guy that just got caught at Coldplay?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

lol yeah, I just heard about this. CEO and his exec head of HR. I assumed it would be waived off as "well we don't know if they're poly" but I guess the guy's wife dropped his last name from her social media profiles and deleted some of her accounts since it video went up.

hope she gets some big bread in the divorce lmao.

can you imagine the next HR training on workplace relationships at that dumbass company? what an opportunity to riff some bits.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a poly person that's not how I act when I'm caught with another partner because I don't give a fuck if anyone knows about it. Definitely not how any healthy poly person would act

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

for sure, it immediately looked like unethical non-monogany but prior to the wife going nuclear on socials, they could have done some "we are shy lol" damage control for the public.

the comments on it are amusing though. definitely some in a weird "stop being moralists, they're adults" genre... as though people being shady isn't universally juicy, especially when it's an exec HR person having an affair with their boss, on camera, at a massive pop concert.

the whole thing could be in a movie, it's so poetic, brazen and dramatic while involving very wealthy people who lord over others. this shit is practically Shakespeare, imo.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Not lying to your partner" and "upholding your relationship agreement" is considered a moralist stance now? Remarkable how far western society has fallen tbh

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

there comes a point when it's just like mind your own business lol. like i was out there thinking tiger woods was the next oj

not that i'm not excited as hell to find out what happens next but like idc what they do on a personal level

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder what he told his family he was doing.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

"i have a work trip this week. i work 60 hour weeks to support this family and create jobs!"

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

at this workplace we tend to discourage employees dating each other. note, this does not apply to the CEO dating employees, as he is a CEO, and already married. so we dont need a rule about that.