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Trump seen pocketing FIFA medal before handing Chelsea replica championship trophy (www.the-independent.com)

submitted 1 day ago by kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

He's a thief? Wow, the person who steals from a charity is a thief!!?!! Anyways you guys better watch him around top secret documents, you don't want to steal any of them (and then store them in an unlocked toilet next to a fax machine so he can easily fax them to other hostile governments for money or just because he's an imbecile).

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I hope all Americans are proud of the man they keep as their president.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

Every time I see him in public, all I can think of is how I'm so hoping to see his head explode from a sniper's bullet. I don't think that could be described as Pride.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

I'm proud that felons rights are being supported, but disappointed in who is representing them

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The US President reduced to petty theft, how befitting.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean "reduced"? Do you think he was ever more than a crook?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I was referring more to the position itself.

Although that's not much better is it?

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

This was after he stole the trophy itself ....

[–] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Thief?

[–] cron@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Clearly, Trump is the president with the most sports trophys.

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