Nice and plump!
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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As a baby, my kid had cheeks that would visibly jiggle when we wheeled her stroller down a bumpy driveway.
We would sing a song about her: Fat fat, baby fat-fat. Fatty baby fatty baby, fatty fat-fat. Fatty fat cheeks! Baby fat cheeks! Baby fat, baby fat, fatty fat fat.
She didn't seem to mind.
For a lot of cultures a "fat" baby is a healthy baby
Also give fat to yours babies it helps their brain growing
It doesn't have anything to do with culture, it's fact. Growing takes a ton of resources and it's not like they need to make a Tinder profile.
This is more wholesome granny advice than the granny I just saw from a greentext comm who wanted to nuke Iraq or Japan.
weird, lemmy meta thing goin on here. I also just read that post
Read that post right before this one. Small world.
I say that. I wonder if I sound like a grandma to people
For stew, or to have a hardy kid in case times get worse?
Yes.
Isn’t that the same thing?