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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

TIL what the fuck this is called in English.

Here is a more fun one that I learned is rather rare, but can scare the shit out of you: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome

[–] Slovene 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We were told by our highschool physical education teacher that this pain is in the spleen.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Pee is in the balls, pain is in the spleen.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

🎵 Pee is in the balls, pain is in the spleen. 🎵

Love that song.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Sadness is in the gallbladder

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Regret forms stones in the kidneys

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 12 hours ago

I'm in stitches

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

It's so weird. I totally forgot that's a thing (not buff Stitch). They're one of the main reasons why I hated running in gym class, and I guess subconsciously, why I never wanted to exercise even as an adult.

I started running almost two years ago and haven't experienced it yet.

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 16 points 14 hours ago

why I never wanted to exercise even as an adult

Seriously, nothing has ruined exercising as an adult as much as gym class. It took me YEARS after being out of school to finally enjoy running.

[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I want my side stitch and my main stitch around at the same time.

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

If your main stitch is muscle stitch it could be a problem