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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

a fraud, a phony, a dastardly bird doing lying deeds to give anxiety to poor Hexbears! angry-hex

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

Don't be silly that's just the mods playing a silly prank hehehoho

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I just assumed most of us are constantly nervous or anxious anyway

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

HahahahaHAHAHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M TOTALLY FINE N N Nnnnnn

bird-screm1

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA SAME

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago

Authoritarianism is when I can’t say slurs without them getting automatically filtered out

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I said she bought a Switch 2!

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 13 points 17 hours ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

The right is getting better at removed and it's making hexbears nervous

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago

pigpoop

don't hide coward!

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Can't believe you would say that 🤨

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What did it say, tell meeeeeee

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 18 hours ago

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[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

damn, what the hell they'd say???

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Can't believe they'd repress you like this A person disintegrating

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 17 hours ago

They can't handle the truth

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 18 hours ago

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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The Mark of Shame I call it

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

THE FUTURE IS NOW! OLD MAN! fellow-kids

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

chomsky-yes-honey But CyborgMarx, our accounts were created on the same day kitty-cri-screm

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

Huh? Whatya say yoouuu zoomie? I-was-saying

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago
[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago

"I've found out where you live and I'm coming to your house to steal your beans"

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

"...'til the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!"