this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 hours ago

Is there a TACTICAL version with BULLETPROOF CASING for REAL MEN?

rose flavored tho I'm not an animal

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not buying this unless it also gives me brain worms! Is there an Asbestos flavor coming out soon?

[–] Vahenir@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What about a diesel version?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

Super concentrated diesel flavor, mmmm mmmmm mmm! Get it in me!

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully a sugar free version with lead based sweetener is coming soon too

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

I LOVE lead!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

This looks like one of those famous @ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world posts

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

His word spreads like fire as it's only the best, mostest truthiest truth.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Chad DMed this to me and asked me to spread the word about his new product bc he's banned from half the fediverse

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's hilarious, if true. Some truly top-tier shit-posting/troll humor came from those accounts.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

1/10 dentists surveyed was an IDIOT

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it seems to be always the case.

Either that or 9/10, but this time it's that.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Oh shit 9/10 dentists was an idiot? More evidence of the deepstate plot

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Man I might actually start brushing if that's as delicious as it looks

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

Wait... this is for your teeth? I thought it was a sandwich spread in a tube.

[–] jayk@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

is this from OHL? This looks like something Doug Lussenhop created for City of the Day.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Idk what any of those 3 things are, but Chad made this himself

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

Great basin shot. Chad sure knows how to stage the scene.