Lungs, heart, liver, kidneys: y'all are cool.
Brain: Dude, get your fucking shit together.
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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Someone link the mermaid table over here
SUGGESTION [Challenging: Failure]: "I want to have fuck with you."
Titties? ❌
Cocks? 🧠🤤
I don't think women are as turned on by the appearance of a cock as a male is to tits
men are as turned on by the appearance of a cock as a male is to tits
You nearly got it
Someone should post this in ADHD Memes with the text "I've got ADHD and these organs therefore having ADHD is a pre-requisite to having these organs" and see if anyone notices.
Oh dude I am positive they're women brains that work like this as well. In fact it's probably a whole lot more that you would believe.
Nearly nobody can resist titties!
No on the spectrum of sexuality can resist titties.
It's almost like we're programmed from birth
So that's what the term "alpha male" means.
I'm a release candidate!
We're not. It's a western culture thing. People living in Africa are weirded out by westerners thinking of female breasts in sexual way.
Source, please?
Living in Europe, where you can see women breastfeeding in public and, of course, so many women going topless or even completely nude on public beaches, I can't say female bodies become any less interesting.
Then again, not even every Western culture is quite as fixated on female breasts as, lets say, the American and Italian ones. Other cultures tend to look more at the whole thing instead.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_fetishism
It appears that you seem to be more correct than me, although I remember hearing that in African (maybe not all?) cultures breasts are not fetished at all, especially if woman walk topless all day in some of them.
You can still love breasts without them being sexual though.
Yeah gay people exist
Titties are cool
They are so many good things including nature's thermometers. "Are you cold?" Oh forget that question I can see that you are.
Chesticles.
cute name for things that are just so much fun to play with
Breasts.
Old fashion and not specific to females.
Didn't say it was. Titties aren't exclusive to women either. Maybe he's thinking about his buddy's honkers.