this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

He's not a monkey.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago

Hi Couiours, I'm dad

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Curious George was transgender?

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well he wasn't a furry. No tail.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Are there no ape furries?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 23 hours ago

Poor gorge never got around paying an artist for adding a bushy fluffy tail

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (6 children)

George was curious? That means either he' dead, or his curiosity lead to discoveries of the horrors of the world where he learnt the pain of unbounded intrigue, so he became jaded and now refuses to break from his routine for fear of finding something even more horrifying.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Every Curious George story has the phrase, "George was curious."

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

That means either he' dead

He's not a cat though

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 23 hours ago

he just satisfied his curiosity and now works as a tour guide

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I prefer the second option. That means he is alive and can still find love as a wiser but sadder monkey. There is more room in a broken heart.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Yeah but the only thing it can hold is gravel and grit. No gravy, no chocolate milk- it all runs out the crack.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago

Like they always say, curiosity killed the monkey.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Damn it, I was just about to post it!

So good.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Seconded, I flipped to youtube then flipped back to check. This is top tier monkey content, people!

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Curry yours

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The man in the yellow hat seems sus to me.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He is def some sort of criminal or spy.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Curious Engorged

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

this immediately brought "furious the monkey boy" cheat from AoE2 to my mind.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 23 hours ago

how do you turn this on
vroooom

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago