this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 hour ago

Monkeys love banana

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Whoever gets there first gets the banana

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 7 points 5 hours ago

"Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana." Mr. Feast, 2025

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Cavendish or Gros Michelle?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 1 hour ago

You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Is there a third season? I wasn't sure if they wrapped it they way to be over

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 hours ago

Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not two not three, a banana

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 6 hours ago

No - A Banana

As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you'll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

*Limited supplies (10)