this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 80 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"Everywhere I go smells like shit."

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[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The problem is that 4chan is too degenerate and reddit is too, well... reddit. Unfortunately Lemmy is far from perfect as well.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Reddit is populated by Bill Maher flavored liberals, 4chan is populated by Asmondgold flavored cockroaches, Tildes is populated by approximately seven users (but they're all pretty cool), and Lemmy users are smart with tech and stupid with everything else

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

and Lemmy users are smart with tech and stupid with everything else

Well, that's me fucked, where too now ?

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (21 children)

Lemmy is just the right amount of degenerate.

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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Had me until the transphobia

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It explains some.of the earlier stuff too.

He's active on right-wing hate subs, so he's banned from the remaining civilized subs.

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seriously? there was some whiny obnoxious shit there way before the transphobia

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I hate how much over reach the mods have. Reddit doesn’t want to pay them so they let them have absolute power in their subs and thousands of people are punished because the mods wife cheated on him with his brother and he’s having a bad week.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

because the mods wife cheated on him with his brother and he’s having a bad week

Implying it wasn't pre-arranged. Brother probably comes in like "hey baby -tips fedora- I just got back from my dog walking job and now I smell like at least 6 golden retrievers" and the mod's wife's panties drop because the brother has a job.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I was banned from the whole site because a mod got mad that I reported someone for abusive behavior that said mod agreed with.

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[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Fake: anon hates reddit because they have jargon (every language has it)

Gay: women can and do have dicks, gtfo with transphobia

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[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

The fact anon used IPA as an example in the context of "acronyms they had to go look up the meaning of" says a lot about them, ngl.

The tacked on casual transphobia finishes painting the picture of the sorta person they are.

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