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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] Xenny@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Bro is posting this transphobic garbage on 4chan like they didn't all want to suck girlcock there too ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] technohippie@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago

On a note regarding relationship advice, that's so fucking true and I was always being downvoted there for pointing that out. I wonder how many relationships got broken because of Reddit's advice on some of the minor and normal relationship problems that could be solved by talking it out instead of "that's a red flag just dump them bro".

[โ€“] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Let's go through this:

  • Unpop Opinon is always terrible. It's terrible by design. Next.

  • Yes, very true, relationship advice online is generally awful. Rare chad on 4chan?

  • Ew. Going on about wrongthink, sounds like someone tried to say something hateful and didn't like being told to shut up.

  • Ew. Probably went on conservative. Shut up.

  • "Talks in qualifiers"?? What is this, a fucking grammarly course? Shut the fuck up.

  • Oh gee I can't talk about a specific language on the meta language board, I can only talk about meta language learning. If only I could go to a sub for the individual fucking language. What, are you complaining that you can't flood the meta sub with one of a thousand "whats good spanish app" posts?? Shut the fuck up.

  • Yes, hobbyists can be snobs. Not unique to reddit. Although I wonder if again we're mad that someone disagreed with me. Should probably just shut the fuck up.

  • Grammarly snob Anon doesn't like acronym snob Redditor, okay. This just sounds whiny. You guessed it, shut the fuck up.

  • And then there's the transphobia, although TBQH I'm a little concerned that Anon hadn't already lost you all before this point, did you just not sniff out the whiny bitchboy bullshit or did you all actually agree with it? Oh well, at least you all can draw the line at transphobia. As far as this complaint, they're upset that they didn't understand someone else's post because there wasn't enough information? Seriously? Shut the fuck up!

  • Ladydick is great but if it tastes yeasty then maybe see a doctor

  • Award speech edits are actually the very, very, qualitatively super duper worst thing about redditors, indeed. Never the less, shut the fuck up anon

Yeah this whole rant fell flat, it was just a generic conservative bitchpost. 1/10

[โ€“] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The hobby one was the one that hit me the most.

I love a specific hobby. I don't like to engage much of the community because my opinions go against the hive kind. I also don't have interest/energy to debate. I also am not that interested in engaging daily. Weekly, sure. Monthly, absolutely. But day after day? I have a life to live.

But Every time I introduce people to it, I have to dial down my excitement. I invest a lot into my hobby and I'm really good at it.

Who controls the Reddit narrative of my hobby? Not people like me.

Well, what's the hobby?

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So close to being a sensible rant until the transmysoginy

[โ€“] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

these people think women can have dicks

There it is. I was suspicious of this person's politics from the "virtually every topic known to man".

Yup, I saw that first part and thought, "Ahh, 4chan, where people think reddit is too woke."

[โ€“] Fleur_@aussie.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't wait till I see the greentext screenshots from 4chan about trying Lemmy only to discover it's just Reddit. This site is the ultimate "we're not Reddit!"

Looks inside

Reddit

[โ€“] sean_lemmy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More niche and somehow more circle jerk

But at least federated ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Turns out when you give full autonomy to the users they double down on being cringe. And I'm here for it, love y'all.

[โ€“] ReCursing@feddit.uk 164 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Random transphobia in there can fuck right off

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