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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here you go, little one, have this clump of dirt I found.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I thought you had switched to dort

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

kbity-how but it was your faborite

I guess I will feed the rest to feral-hog

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

catgirl-heart Here you go yummy

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Look at those baaaaabies!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Here you go, some nice bedtime chibs:

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

use those claws and those eyes of yours to hunt your own food! what are you some sort of COMMUNIST??

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Sorry I had to get some more from the store, here you go beanis

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

spoilerIt's a frogmouth (possibly a tawny), and a member of the frogmouth not the owl family. Dort_owl is playing a trick on us


[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I'm out of dorbos sorry little one.