Here you go, little one, have this clump of dirt I found.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
YUM YUM
I thought you had switched to dort
Here you go
I'm not feesh!
but it was your faborite
I guess I will feed the rest to
standing at the ready
Here you go
Look at those baaaaabies!
Here you go, some nice bedtime chibs:
use those claws and those eyes of yours to hunt your own food! what are you some sort of COMMUNIST??
Sorry I had to get some more from the store, here you go
that's a star war cat
spoiler
It's a frogmouth (possibly a tawny), and a member of the frogmouth not the owl family. Dort_owl is playing a trick on us
I'm out of dorbos sorry little one.