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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago

Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 hours ago

So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I'm no longer sure.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 46 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

Hello boys.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 60 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Nowadays? Isn't this exactly what Hitler did?

[–] huppakee 9 points 5 hours ago

Yeah this isn't the first time ever

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 44 points 7 hours ago
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 46 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 14 points 7 hours ago

Honestly?

She's the trolls queen, she's just can't be true.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

His name was Hannibal Lector.

Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago

The "late, great" Hannibal Lector.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

Pizza the Hut?

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago