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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

Man I am so jealous of all the people having a good time with shrooms in here and not even cause I have bad trips but have basically no trip.

First time I took them I went for 3.5g and then ended up adding another 1.5g as I realized it wasn't working. Second I made a 5g ginger tea. That was a bust. So third and last time I ended up doing a whole chocolate bar at 5g and then added about 2g of just straight shrooms.... I had a single moment where I felt like I reached a truth about "now" and human inertia, as I just practically meditated. But otherwise I would say the experience was disappointingly sober. No trips, no visuals, nothing much.

[–] DM_Me_Boobs@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Homie that's a lot even for a seasoned user. Also you gotta be careful with those chocolate bars they usually are not psilocybin but they ACO Dmt. Take 1g of natural mushies on a sunny day 🌞 ❀️

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 20 hours ago

Yeah. I am aware that it is a lot. Unfortunately having tried all ranges of products from chewing on penis envy to teas, I don't think the sunlight is gonna make much of a difference.

But I will be more wary of the grey market bars for my friends that it works for. Thanks for the heads up!

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are not supposed to do champignons.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are those the button mushrooms?

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Now I'm hungry.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I had the same experience but with weed. I was super disappointed.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't do shrooms either. I've tried a number of times from various sources and all I get is 10 hours of nausea and an overpowering urge to sleep but I can't because I'm on shrooms.

The psilocybin pills worked for me, although I was microdosing them as part of a research study so maybe that was the difference. But Ive never had any issues with other psychedelis either.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I got nauseous pretty bad the first time with straight shrooms but I also tried wrapping them in slices of deli turkey and cheese which I do not recommend unless you are a dog.
I absolutely get the urge to sleep that's the 3rd time symptom I got.

I figure my body will be a research oddity at some point cause I feel lots of drugs have the wrong interactions with me. Maybe it's a digestion or processing issue with the mushroom fiber.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The digestion thing is always interesting to me. I've been doing recreational drugs with the same people for close to 20 years now. Frequency down to about once a year at this point, but from when we were kids to now when we have our own, I've always been the one who comes up fast off anything we ingest, and my other buddy has taken anywhere from 30 to 90 (and sometimes more) minutes longer than me. He's tall, but lanky. We're built roughly the same. I guess that whenever the uptake starts to happen is just earlier a long in my process of digestion. We've got it down to a science now though, and I'm always last to dive in for an evening of letting the minds go.

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

last time i took shrooms my ex got mad at me for not caring enough that her food was taking too long to get delievered to her at work. she was mad at me the whole time i was tripping and wouldnt tell me why until i came down

[–] diffusive@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

How you dare to not be focus on her for few hours?!?

Let’s make a huge drama so you are focused on her asap!

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is "off boobs" the opposite of "on boobs"? Asking for a friend, obviously.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I would assume they meant "of boobs", but you present an interesting question of terminology. Unfortunately it begs the question, what exactly would we mean by "on boobs" in this context, so that we can question if "off boobs" is it's opposite?

Also, boobs. The answer to boobs is usually yes.

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[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 95 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Haha this turned dark real quick.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's not that dark. If mushrooms helped you realize you don't wanna be married to a person you should divorce them. Why spend time with someone you don't want to be with?

There is this belief for some reason that divorce is like the end of the world and a giant nightmare but like, I've done it, its not hard stuff and as long as you and your (soon to be) ex-partner aren't assholes then the hardest thing is gonna be making your schedules line up.

Like Yeah it's devastating to lose a built in best friend, but also you gotta live your truth

Anyways don't jump on mushroom thoughts immediately, let them settle and ferment for a bit before you follow them.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

When my ex husband was around during my trips, he would freak me the fuck out. My body was in terror, I understood more than in that moment. The same lack of respect that I brushed off when not tripping sent me into a spiral.

It was a warning sign I didn’t take.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 133 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I've been divorced. But i didn't decide to do that while tripping balls sucking on some other girls titties. It's a data point only.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 72 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I was telling my therapist that I wanna take shrooms only last evening. I have a bunch. They're legal here. My partner works on Sunday and I have the place to myself. Hope she doesn't get divorced. Lol.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would recommend having someone around as a trip sitter for a first time.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I recommend having a friend trip with you together to affirm that what you're expeciencing matches what they're experiencing. I've taken a lot of psycadelics. For me, this is the way.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago (18 children)

I'm currently growing my first batch, they are unfortunately not legal here πŸ˜… They're fantastic though. I've done shrooms twice in my life now and my depression and social anxiety are all but gone. I've got years of therapy under my belt too and without that the effect would surely not have been this noticeable but still. When you take them you never know what will happen. Most likely it will be amazing from start to finish but every now and then shrooms make you confront unpleasant things. Taking them was a way to prove to myself that I'm ready to confront my fears.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They just amplify what you're feeling. Not in a good headspace? Stay away. Wanna confront that headspace? Buckle up and GL.

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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Wow I would never admit "recreational" drug use of any kind to any medical professional. Many years ago I admitted to smoking marijuana to my doctor and it turned into a major catastrophe. They threatened to report me to law enforcement for using illegal drugs and kept extorting me with bogus bills for months afterwards. I never trusted any medical professional again. Fuck the bible belt.

[–] Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I admitted to my primary doctor that I used MDMA, acid, mushrooms, and ketamine within the past 3 months. He didn't even bat an eye, he was concerned of my drinking habits instead.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Ugh, wish my doc had been concerned about my drinking when it was a problem. Nope. I went in with insomnia problems, and explicitly told him I also have a drinking problem, and he prescribed the max dose of extended release Ambien with a casual "oh don't drink on this" as if I hadn't just told him I had a problem. I used to drink every day, he thought I'd magically stop because he prescribed something for me to take every day? NOPE. Surprised I didn't die from the alcohol + Ambien combo because I didn't realize how bad it truly was to mix those.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s just straight up illegal for medical professionals to report drug use in Canada. The government doesn’t want people to die because they were afraid to go to the hospital

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[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nope. Always let your doctor know, medications you are taking could have extreme consequences when mixed with other drugs. They aren't the police, and they'd be breaking the law themselves to report that shit. Unless it's for a controlled substance, they have no duty or authorization to report that unless you explicitly give it to them. afaik, grain of salt and all that

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