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submitted 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Religion will create all war in the Middle East.

[–] BrainInABox@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Most of the war in the middle east for the past century was created by secular imperialists, motivated by material greed and racism.

nice job fabricating consent to murder civilians

interesting, when a nation forms in the middle east without western influence, you get a mutual aid feminist state, which the media does it's best to ignore, because the narrative that it is ethical to bomb arabs must be preserved.

Rojave

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

This isn't dank, it's imperialist meme.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

OMG, Nostradamus was right!!!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

"An empire will rise"
"An empire will fall"
"War will break out in the Middle East"
"The Boston Red Sox will win a World Series"

OMG, was this man a wizard or what?!!

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

strong men create good times (when they meet the weak man)

; )

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gassy. I haven't started war in the middle east yet, but I'm young. Ish.

hey, we all grow up at our own time.

no rush,

you'll start your war in the middle east when you're ready.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Darukhnarn@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

People have been slaughtering each other for well over 5000 years in the Middle East.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

under that logic people have been slaughtering each other all over the world.

the largest reason of war in the middle east are neocolonialism (western blocks controlling their puppet states for oil) and actually old timey settler colonialism (Zionism).

saying "people have been slaughtering each other for..." is such a non answer.

why did Nazis invade France? because they been fighting in Europe for thousands of years

why was JFK shot? because people have been killing eachother for thousands of years

you see how meaningless, non answer it is?

I bloody hate though terminating clichés.

Yes, that's about when we got people there.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 60 points 21 hours ago (11 children)

What happens if the War in the Middle East ever stops generating obscene profits?

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[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's the rich and powerful who expect to become more rich and more powerful when there is war in the Middle East that bring about war in the Middle East.

Politicians,

If we spend a trillion of taxpayers money to kill brown civilians, it will funnel billions into the pockets of the worst scum on earth, and they will funnel that tax money that could have been used on healthcare, housing, education.. straight into my pockets.

Politicians literally burning taxpayers and human lives in order to get a billionth of that cash.

imagine robbing a bank, by setting it on fire with people inside, only to walk away with 3$ and call it a success.

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 8 points 15 hours ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 34 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 15 hours ago

Oil makes war in the middle east.

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