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Amazon has a company value of "Strive to be Earth's Best Employer" (www.aboutamazon.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Barns@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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They'll "Strive", no one said they'll succeed...

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[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–] omgarm 9 points 2 years ago

Step 1: let your employees take bathroom breaks

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The real irony is that this basically signaled their abandonment of actions to achieve this goal. Everything was downhill from there. It was a real "Day 2" moment.

[–] SmashingSquid@notyour.rodeo 8 points 2 years ago

All of the best employers hire union busters.

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

🤡 Moment

[–] SrElsewhere@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

c/therewasanattempt

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