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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago

Attached cap prevents it from becoming a macroplastic

[–] Zatore@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like the convenience of not losing the cap

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

Easier to walk around with an open bottle too since you don't have to hold the cap or put it into your pocket

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I end up dribbling because the lid gets in my way, but it's fine because I'm helping to offset the pollution caused by a billionaire's private jet.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Hello fellow citizens! Did you know that rich people go everywhere with private jets? Maybe you should just choose the comfortable route, and throw away your cola bottle on the spot."

I remember when cans used to have tabs that tore off. These were changed to the current model, where the tab stays attached after the can is opened.

People complained that they couldn't drink properly with the new tab design. I guess they either figured it out, died, started using a glass, or gave up drinks in cans completely, since I haven't heard this complaint in decades.

Anyway, I hope you figure it out, comrade! Good luck!

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If you keep pushing it further open it has a detent that will hold it open far enough that even my big nose won't touch it... It's an amazing design, better than a screw cap in every way. Well, at least the properly designed ones.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I know, but that doesn't lend itself to comments that get upvotes, and I'm a slag for it.

[–] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That last sentence is pulling a whole lot of weight there, there are so many bad implementations out there it's just stupid.

Also why the hell does this extend to all bottles, what is the point of a milk carton having this mandatory. (Pure coincidence, but most milk packaging I've come across after the change falls in the 'bad implementation' category)

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would it make sense to manufacture different types of caps when the largest market is now the attached ones?

[–] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Because they're very different bottles (the cap on the milk I'm talking about combines the seal with the cap)

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[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Conspiracy theory of mine - I’m European, so not sure if valid for the other side of the pond, but there was a massive campaign here to recycle the bottle caps by donating them for the creation of incubators for premature births. The local authorities placed massive donation boxes shaped like a heart and they were getting filled constantly.

Here’s the theory: When the campaign started getting up to speed, they started attaching the bottle caps to the bottle, because, I strongly believe, that out there, there is an absolute evil cunt who only feels something when a baby dies, so he wants fewer donated caps, because deep inside he knows people don’t care enough to snap the cap off.

Can incubators not be made out of PET? why not accept and recycle the whole bottle?

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I've seen one if these, so that is what they are for!

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 36 points 1 day ago

Even worse, "it's mildly annoying, so I don't wanna!" Ofc would be better if people didn't throw em away at all, But alas

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Cynicism, on the other hand - that's always good.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Hahehahahehhahahahahhrha I don’t know what a thing is for

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[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you don't like the new caps then the company that made that bottle screwed up.

[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Exactly - some are perfectly fine. The cheap ones are terrible, crossthread too easily, get up in your face, dribble, or all of the above.

Sports style bottles solved the problem long before standard caps got in the game. They get disposed of together here either way, even if the cap gets yanked off for being stupid.

I don't understand how they end up separate in disposal in the first place. The whole point is that you can reseal the bottle and move/store it without leaking. If you're not actively using the bottle, it gets resealed to move or store. When you finish the bottle, you probably have the cap still in hand or very close by.

Tangentially, I'd love to see a Pfand type system here.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 0 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

And they also force people to buy plastic bottles? That is so mean.

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[–] narr1@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I love the smell of an amount of microplastics in my brainmatter that is equal to a plastic teaspoon in the morning. Smells like burnt toast.

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