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[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 27 seconds ago)

imagine if you could remove bugs from existence and anything that relies on them for food or reproduction such as birds and plants develops alternatives for it.

what a nice place earth would be

[–] Hirom@beehaw.org 5 points 3 hours ago

Ecosystem collapse

[–] grue@lemmy.world 40 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

You if bugs didn't exist:

(Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce.)

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

FTFT:

Me if all bugs went on vacation one week in summer.

[–] kratoz29@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce

Even mosquitoes? Please tell me we can live without them.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 35 minutes ago

Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don't make flowers so grasses atleast probably don't rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I'm not a grass-ologist.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

No bugs to cuddle up with? Try snakes!

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

I feel itchy just from looking at this

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Me if loratadine didn’t exist.

[–] enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

Damn that antihistamine, preventing good hardworking people from being able to enjoy laying in the grass!!1

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago

bugs won't exist if you can just do it right the first time

[–] Sandouq_Dyatha@lemmy.ml -2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

white people do be invasive, she could've said "me if bugs didn't crawl on me" or something like that, but no, straight up aiming for the nonexistence of an important family of animals

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml -4 points 3 hours ago

White people are the most oppressed group change my mind 🤓