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[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Throw Brittney a bone

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of Sam Vimes seeing his younger self and thinking "Thirty damn years of being hammered on the anvil of life, you poor bastard. You've got it all to come"

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The boots theory of high school classmates?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like the Vimes Unified Theory of Adulthood

Another gem from that theory:

"That was always the dream, wasn't it? 'I wish I'd known then what I know now'? But when you got older you found out that you NOW wasn't YOU then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp"

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hard to pick a favorite out of 42 books, but Night Watch is easily the finest.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

For me it's a toss up between Night Watch and Reaper Man. Probably NW by a Librarian's hair

How they do rise up

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As the unpopular girl who bloomed after highschool I love this for them

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I was gonna say, the plain girls blossomed after high school and the popular girls got fat.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] PaulBunyan@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Decades? Isn’t that just a fancy word for years?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

High school was only a few hundred million seconds ago