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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 3 hours ago

That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 24 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Republicans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C51ja-YG27o

(Sadly, I couldn't find it on Peertube or similar)

(Saving you a click, it is part of the parodied Brolly movie (by TFS) about Dah-Di and a Shamoshan slave asking Dah-Di to hit him (or her) harder)

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Right? My first thought is that there’d be a long line of repressed Republican WASPs, officials and regular people, lined up for this place.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Have me labor under brown women in booty shorts and airforce ones, and I'm sold.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 hours ago

I don't want this future!

...I want her to keep me on a leash instead. It's- it's totally different!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago

I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago

Is Zohran's wife way cooler than we thought? It looks like it has the girls from those cool clubs in movies that I have yet to find in real life.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

That's 🔥

[–] Buske@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Strange, I swear trumps regime was the one who wants to put half the populous into camps.

[–] ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 38 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 16 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

(This is what Howard Roarke actually believes)

Next you'll be telling me there are active oil wells in downtown Los Angeles.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

This has to be a joke...right?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Unfortunately right wing people posting obvious femdom art as political propaganda is a time honored American tradition. Sometimes it seems self aware, others you're just praying they're playing a joke straight

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago

Hardly anything I post in this community is serious lol

When his parents tried to tell him, he just thought it was a personal attack.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

[–] ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 55 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I only like being beaten and humiliated by unmasked women.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What about a full nbc suit and 8 inch heels?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Good question, I personally am not a fan. I'd much prefer she be wearing something sexy and practical that she knows drives me insane. I'm just old-fashioned I guess. Also, I don't particularly like heels either, sure they look nice but they fuck up your feet. I need me a woman with nice feet.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Call me old fashioned but I just like a nice leather dress and a sweetly sadistic smile.

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[–] stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

These "people" have a lot of imagination.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's what happens if you let LLMs talk with each other for too long without human intervention.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

LLMs or Republicans. There is not much difference in IQ.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

That's what happens if people follow bot accounts for too long believing they are real.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh....a friend..

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