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So you take the movie cover of Adam Sandler's dogshjt movie "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" and photoshop Zohran Mamdani's face on it with a title edit of "You Don't Mess with the Zohran"

What would be the over-under it'd actually super piss off Adolf Sandler?

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

this is exactly the kind of idea that's even better if it's badly photoshopped

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

It's fucking beautiful. The most amazing thing I've seen all month!Excluding the festive seasons greetings Iran sent Israel

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

this would be easy asf to make but honestly you should just start cookin in MSpaint and see what comes out. the shittier it looks the funnier it’ll be.

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I love this site. I'd been randomly thinking about this same idea.

FYI there is a hebrew version of the poster that would be chefs-kiss

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh that's so much better!

Three versions, English, Yiddish, and Hebrew, to ensure the maximum level of malding occurs among the zionists

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

quick hebrew version for you

used an online translator, so no idea if it reads correctly, but I think it works

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

oh wow i forgot about this movie

like like extremely dogshit holy crap

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I haven't watched the film since like 2010 and remember finding it largely unfunny, incl the main plot being generic and humour being "see, it's funny because manly soldier wants to be feminine hair dresser"

But the non sequitur running gag that, for some unexplained reason and to the bewilderment of everyone else, everyone in the Middle East is obsessed with disco got an audible laugh from me.