OP: roll for perception
Half this thread (rolls 1): What's this Boomer shit??
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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ate the gardenhose
What the fuck is a conker? Wrong answers only.
Not cool posting this. He's obviously having a bad fur day.
nah, he's live and reloaded
That flower with melons though
Fur yourself.
The only correct answer
It's what you played when you didn't have "online". Sure make your hands sore though.
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
What a fucking gibberish.
He did explain the reason. Garden hose.
What? Bad chemicals no hurt, him brain fine 🤪
Shit
Happy Cake Day!
Hello,
Thank you
-nb
Whoa dang! Happy Cake Day! Sun, Earth, Orbits!
shit hare if you regret
He’s clearly better than everyone who “has online”
for conkerpost agreed !
I had online when we were playing Conkers. But that's because my parents were rad 😎
Yeah, drinking from the garden hose, with phthalates, polyvinyl chloride, bisphenol A, lead, cadmium, etc turned out to not be such a good idea. Childhood memories, when they were good, sure. And don't poison yourself, or your kids, or your garden especially if you intend to eat from it. But really never, because you won't survive forever, and others will have to clean up the mess.
https://toxicfreefuture.org/blog/new-study-finds-hazardous-chemicals-in-garden-hoses/
https://ercweb.com/tips/show/read-this-before-you-drink-from-that-garden-hose
Spoken like someone who never played conkers.
Have you ever had conch salad?
Sounds like you've never fought your teacher outside.
Nor have I drunk Pepsi!?! from a garden hose. What is this gibberish?
You haven't truly lived until you've had garden hose Pepsi, my dude.
lmao this guy couldn't afford a pepsi hose
Ok boomer. I also drank from a hose, but it’s not my identity. Go wither away in an old folks home, you republican-voting fuck.
You didn't actually read the post
Nobody did, because it's unintelligible
I did. That's why I insulted the person who created the meme.
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