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You will cum immediately! (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, I have come... to arms with my comrades!

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also came... To my senses that the workers control the means of production!

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have also cummed to that solution

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And I had an orgasm!

[–] Akasazh 2 points 1 month ago

Cumrades

Ftfy

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

From: biblereadings

[–] dabaldeagul 9 points 1 month ago

I came purely because of the correct usage of POV

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Seize the means of seduction

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago
[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Greetings, Cumrades!!!

[–] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A ghost is haunting Europe - it's a 50yo horny housewife and lives near you!

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyway, so I started blasting!

[–] peoflor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Men of the left remain just that. Men

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah for real, men should be completely free from desire and entirely chaste, as Christ intended. Id bad, superego only. The catholic way, guilt for natural urges, that's my motto.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

It's hard to make a career in Commmunist Manifesto reading